From left, Phil Robertson, Jase Robertson, Si Robertson and Willie Robertson from ‘Duck Dynasty.’

“Roadkill is a redneck’s paycheck. Just cause I got money in my pocket, that don’t mean I’m too good to stop and pick up a five-dollar bill that’s laying in the middle of the road.”
Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty, after he and his Uncle Si happen upon two dead nutria rats in the middle of the road. In Louisiana, they explain, the state pays $5 for nutria tails because of the damage the rodents do to the marshes. The men pull over, Jase takes out his knife and cuts off their tails.