The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

We’re Going to Take a Wild Guess and Say Money
“Motive in Madoff Case Murky as Expected Plea Nears”–headline, Reuters, March 10

‘My Goodness, It’s Sally and Amber!’
“Miss Rodeo America Recognizes Young Ladies”–headline, Rodeo Attitude, March 10

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Shriver Says She Won’t Run for Office in 2010”–headline, Associated Press, March 10
  • “Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Speaks at Brown”–headline, Providence Journal, March 11
  • “Obama to Sign Spending Bill, Push for New Rules”–headline, Associated Press, March 11
  • “Canada’s Clout Has Returned”–headline, Toronto Sun, March 11

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”