We’ll Be Astonished if They Make It as Far as Jersey

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

We’ll Be Astonished if They Make It as Far as Jersey
“Anti-Wall Street Protesters March From NYC to San Francisco”–headline, Bloomberg, Oct. 6

Somebody Alert Internal Affairs
“Report: Man Shot by Albuquerque Cops High on Meth”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 5

Friends Don’t Let Friends Think and Drive
“Texting While Driving More Dangerous Than Thought: Study”–headline, Reuters, Oct. 5

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking
“How I Fell in Love With Montreal”–headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Oct. 5

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Sarah Palin Not Running for President”–headline, Washington Post website, Oct. 5
• “Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin’s Antiquities Find Was Staged, Insiders Say”–headline, Australian, Oct. 6
• “Jackson Lee Fires Back at Hank Williams Jr. and Herman Cain”–video title, TheHill.com, Oct. 5

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”