The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

They’ll Be Scared to Change the Name Again, Because 7 Ate 9 
“After Sale to Chinese Firm, Bankrupt Battery Maker A123 Gets a New Name: B456”–headline, Detroit Free Press, March 28

Evidence for the Existence of God 
“Boxes Sealed With ATHEIST Tape Lost by USPS 10X More Often Than Controls”–headline, BoingBoing.net, March 26

Mainly in the Plain
“Spain Leads EU in GM Crops, but No One Knows Where They Are”–headline, Inter Press Service, March 27

The Lonely Lives of Fans
“Female Science Blogger Stuns Fans”–video title, CBSNews.com, March 27

Wow, He Really Is Libertarian on Drug Policy 
“Rand Paul Endorses Mitch McConnell, Deals Blow to Potential Tea Party Challenge”–headline, Puffington Host, March 28

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