The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “How Did the Goose Cross the Road?”–headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Jan. 12
  • “Are You Fitter Than the Average Canadian?”–headline, Globe and Mail, Jan. 13

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Tobey Maguire Not Anticipating Oscar Nod”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 13
  • “No New H1N1-Related Deaths Reported in Nevada”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 13
  • “Michelle Obama Gets a Haircut”–headline, CBSNews.com, Jan. 13

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.