The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

News of the Tautological
“Answers About iPad Clear Up Some Burning Questions”–headline, USA Today, April 2

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Driver Hits Parked Car Leading to Verbal Argument”–headline, KMOV-TV Web site (St. Louis), April 5
  • “Olivia Newton-John’s Former Boyfriend Living in Mexico”–headline, Sunday Telegraph (London), April 4
  • “Ahmadinejad Rejects Obama’s ‘Beautiful Words’ to Iran”–headline, Reuters, April 3
  • “Scozzafava Writing Election Memoir”–headline, Hill Web site, April 2

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.