The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

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“Squirrels Nabbed From Moscow’s Parks, Sold as Pets”–headline, Associated Press, Feb. 6

Look Out Below! 
“Yogurt Spat Throws Off Routines of Sochi Olympians”–headline, Associated Press, Feb. 7

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look 
“Where Is the Democratic Party’s Pro-Obamacare Campaign?”–headline, NationalJournal.com, Feb. 6

News of the Tautological 
“Hardships Persist for Long-Term Unemployed”–headline, Chicago Tribune, Feb. 7

Hey, Kids! What Time Is It? 
“Waxman: Time to Change Tactics on Climate”–headline, TheHill.com, Feb. 6

Questions Nobody Is Asking 
“Larry Lessig, off the Grid: The superstar law professor is marching across New Hampshire to save democracy. Are you with him?”–headline and subheadline, The New Republic website, Feb. 5

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”