The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“New Fish Species Found Deep Below Ocean Surface”–headline, CNN.com, Oct. 15

Bottom Stories of the Day
“Huntsville Won’t Open Community Recreation Center in Blossomwood”–headline, Huntsville (Ala.) Times, Oct. 16

 ¿Qué Haríamos Nosotros sin Expertos? [What Would We Do Without Experts?]“Latino Aging Stumps Experts”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, Oct. 16

Second Prize Is 100 Years
” ‘I Love New York’ Contestant Gets 50 Years to Life”–headline, San Francisco Chronicle, Oct. 17

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.