‘I Just Flew In From Tehran, and Boy Are My Arms Tired!’

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

‘I Just Flew In From Tehran, and Boy Are My Arms Tired!’
“Report: Plane With Arms From Iran Lands in Turkey”–headline, Associated Press, March 16

Keeper Bites Panda–Now That Would Be News
“Panda Bites Keeper at San Diego Zoo”–headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, March 14

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Husband Says Zsa Zsa Gabor Staying in Bed at Home”–headline, Associated Press, March 15
• “Calm Prevails After L.A. Police Commission Ruling”–headline, Associated Press, March 15

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