The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

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  • “It’s Time to Increase the Size of the House”–headline, CenterForPolitics.org, March 6
  • “Time to End Our Dependence on Russian Spaceships”–headline, PJMedia.com, March 5

Why Do Bad Things Always Happen to Him? 
“Vladimir Putin has put President Barack Obama’s vacation plans on hold. Obama is headed to Coral Reef High School in the southern part of Miami, Fla., on Friday for an event about education and the economy that first lady Michelle Obama had been expected to attend as well. What hadn’t been known was that Obama’s daughters were planning to come with them, and that the four were going to extend the trip for a brief family getaway. Now, the White House tells Politico that he’s reconsidering.”–Politico.com, March 5

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