The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Talking Pineapple Question on State Exam Stumps . . . Everyone!”–headline, Daily News (New York), April 19
  • “Red Wings Have No Answers, Only Questions”–headline, Detroit News, April 21
  • “The 2012 Republican Presidential Dropouts: Where Are They Now?”–headline, TheHill.com, April 22

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control
“Struggling Obama Super-PAC Asks Clinton for Help”–headline, TheHill.com, April 21

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Jon Huntsman Trashes GOP, Expresses Campaign Regrets”–headline, BuzzFeed.com, April 22
  • “Gingrich’s Future Hinges on Delaware”–headline, MSNBC.com, April 20
  • “At Virginia Tech, Computers Help Solve a Math Class Problem”–headline, Washington Post, April 23

Out on a Limb
“Zimmerman Urged to Keep Low Profile After Release”–headline, Associated Press, April 21

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