The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

When Life Gives You Lemons
“Santorum Makes Stand in Iowa”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, Nov. 3

‘What’s a Nice Car Like You Doing in a Lot Like This?’
“Local Pilot Program for Car Pickup Lines Boosts Safety, Efficiency”–headline, State (Columbia, S.C.), Nov. 2

Coyote Severely Injured, Police Suspect Fowl Play
“Speculation Swirls Over Handling of Acme Case”–headline, Capital (Annapolis, Md.), Nov. 1

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”