The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Climate Change Cancels Winter Weather Event–Now That Would Be News
“Winter Weather Cancels Climate Change Event”–headline, Daily Progress (Charlottesville, Va.), Jan. 26

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control
“Whoopi Goldberg Defends Michele Bachmann on ‘The View’ “–headline, DailyCaller.com, Jan. 26

News of the Tautological
“Super Bowl Ticket Supply Drives Cost”–headline, Dallas Business Journal, Jan. 26

Breaking News From Genesis 6:11-21
“Noah Getting Closer to Action”–headline, Chicago Tribune, Jan. 27

Bottom Stories of the Day
“Rain Fails to Dampen 2011 California Asparagus Crop”–headline, PerishableNews.com, Jan. 26

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