The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

bow-spyBut Keep It Under Your Hat 
“Secret Spy Satellite to Launch Tuesday”–headline, FoxNews.com, March 25

Other Than That, the Story Was Accurate 
“Because of an editing error, an earlier version of a picture caption with this article referred incorrectly to the leaders President Obama met in The Hague. Most are heads of government, not heads of state. And an earlier version of this article misidentified, at one point, the geographical area Russia has annexed. It is the Crimean region, not the nation of Ukraine.”–New York Times, March 25 

He Also Likes the Seahawks in the Super Bowl 
“Carter: Russian Invasion of Crimea ‘Inevitable’ “–headline, Associated Press, March 25

He Should Get a Digital Camera 
“Canadian Traveller Tests Negative for Ebola”–headline, Agence France-Presse, March 25

News of the Tautological 
“After Kicking Out Russia, the G8 Is Now the G7”–headline, TheWire.com, March 24

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