The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Package Found on Beach Wasn’t Explosive”–headline, KING-TV Web site (Seattle), May 27
  • “Not All Celebrities Are on the Twitter Train”–headline, USA Today, May 25
  • “White House: Limbaugh ‘Probably Does Not’ Speak for GOP”–headline, TheHill.com, May 26
  • “Orange Paint Ordered for S. Ind. Mansion”–headline, Indianapolis Star, May 26
  • “Rapper Goes to Prison”–headline, Boston Globe, May 27

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.