The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Obama Attacks Private Equity, Raises Funds From Private Equity Leaders”–headline, TheWeeklyStandard.com, May 14
  • “George W. Bush: ‘I’m for Mitt Romney’ “–headline, ABCNews.com, May 15

Two Papers in One!

  • “Facebook Making Its Mark on World as Well as Market”–headline, Seattle Times, May 14
  • “Poll: Half of Americans Call Facebook a Fad”–headline, Seattle Times, May 15

There Must’ve Been a Stool Pigeon
“Turkey Suspects Bird Was Israeli Agent”–headline, TimesofIsrael.com, May 15

Breaking News From 1450
“Berlin Enjoys ‘Renaissance’ “–headline, Daily Times (Salisbury, Md.), May 15

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”