The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Anything to Drum Up Business
“Let Kids Gorge on Halloween Candy, Dentists Say”–headline, LiveScience.com, Oct. 28

Men II Geezerz
“Boyz II Men Rebranding Themselves”–headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, Oct. 30

Her Flight’s Boarding
“Wendy’s Leaving Airport Food Court”–headline, Columbus Dispatch, Oct. 28

Therefore Average People Should Subsidize Them
“NEA Study Reveals Artists Are Smarter, More Entrepreneurial Than Average People: Also, they are better paid”–headline, GalleristNY.com, Oct. 28

So Make Sure You Kill It First
“What You Eat Can Kill You if You Don’t Watch Out”–headline, Seattle Times, Oct. 30

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Giant Sequoia Falls, Raising Questions About What to Do Next”–headline, Los Angeles Times, Oct. 29

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”