All Mimsy Were the Borogoves

Daily Best of the Web   —   Posted on March 30, 2015

All Mimsy Were the Borogoves

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal’s “Best of the Web” at WSJ written by the editor, James Taranto.

All Mimsy Were the Borogoves
“Jings, Crivvens, Meet the Woolly Broons”—headline, Scotsman, March 21

Other Than That, the Story Was Accurate
“An earlier version of this article described incorrectly what Jordan Rodman was doing at a shiva. She was paying her respects to a family in mourning; she herself was not sitting shiva. Also, an earlier version of this article and its accompanying headline incorrectly compared JSwipe users to yentas. Yentas are busybodies, not matchmakers.”—New York Times, March 22

What Would We Do Without Experts?
“Experts Are Calling for a More Severe Allergy Season”—headline, March 21

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Where is the Palestinian Sadat?”—headline, TimesOfIsrael, March 22

News of the Tautological
“Ancient Boundaries Are the Strongest”—headline, Daily Telegraph (London), March 21

Breaking News From 1998
“Jeb Bush’s Team Plots Vast Effort to Win Florida”—headline, New York Times, March 22

Bottom Story of the Day
“Ted Cruz Unfit to Run for President Because of His Views on Climate Change, Jerry Brown Says”—headline, Washington Post website, March 22

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”