The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

A Clean Getaway
“Arizona Sheriff Says Burglars Stole, Then Showered”–headline, Associated Press, Sept. 30

Drunks Don’t Let Drunks Drive Friends
“Police: Drunk Man Drives Drunk Woman to Station”–headline, Associated Press, Sept. 30

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Bag of Bullets Found in Bathroom at Ringwood Magistrates’ Court”–headline, Herald Sun (Melbourne, Australia), Oct. 2 

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.