He Should Be Able to Do It in a Fraction of the Time

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

That’s OK, He’s Not Her Type Either
“Kerry Not Interested in World Bank Job-Spokeswoman”–headline, Reuters, March 7

He Should Be Able to Do It in a Fraction of the Time
“Man Gets 20 Years for Salisbury Drug Distribution”–headline, Daily Times (Salisbury, Md.), March 8

The Lonely Lives of Planners
“Ocean City Music Fest Planners Ask for 2013 Date”–headline, Daily Times (Salisbury, Md.), March 8

Bottom Stories of the Day
“The Influence Industry: Obama Gives Administration Jobs to Some Big Fundraisers”–headline, Washington Post, March 8

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