The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

What Would We Do Without Experts? 
“Experts: Woods, Vonn a Pretty Couple Unlikely to Last”–headline, USA Today, March 19

Longest Books Ever Written 
“Why Israeli-Palestinian Peace is So Difficult to Reach”–headline, Jerusalem Post website, March 17

Another Setback for Bloomberg 
“Twinkies Sale Approved by Judge”–headline, Associated Press, March 19

‘This Photo’s a Fake! The Guy Was a Conn. Man!’ 
“Conn. Man Who Helped Get WWII Photo Published Dies”–headline, Associated Press, March 19

Thereby Saving a Trip 
“VIDEO & PHOTOS: Car Crashes Into South Side Body Shop Late Monday”–headline, Star Press (Muncie, Ind.), March 19

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look 
“Berkeley Loses School Board President”–headline, San Francisco Chronicle website, March 18

Bottom Stories of the Day
“Westport Schools on Normal Schedule”–headline, WestportNow.com (Conn.), March 19

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.