The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

That’s Awfully Unhygienic 
“Putting Our Money Where Our Mouth Is”–headline, Huffington Post, March 20

Nobody’s Perfect 
“Suit Accuses Elmo Puppeteer of Meth Sex Party”–headline, WKMG-TV website (Orlando, Fla.), March 19

Unless the Shopkeeper Remembers to Close the Door
“More Snow (Maybe?) in Store for Omaha This Weekend”–headline, Omaha World-Herald, March 21

News of the Tautological 
“Sweatshops Still Make Your Clothes”–headline, Salon.com, March 21

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Police Say Woman Was Not Stabbed in Southwest Rapid City”–headline, Rapid City (S.D.) Journal, March 21
  • “Gloria Steinem Comes to Simmons to Talk Feminism–40 Years After She First Did So”–headline, Boston Globe, March 20

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.