The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.
No Wonder She’s Retiring From the News Biz
“Barbara Walters: Nothing Is Going On–’I Have No Announcement to Make’ “–headline, Showbiz411.com, April 1
Try a Lake–the Volume of Water Is Much Lower
“Sea ‘Too Loud’ Among Complaints From Cruise Ship Passengers”–headline, Australian Associated Press, March 31
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control
“Seniors ‘Brainwashed’ by Controversial Scooter Ads, Doctor Says”–headline, NBCNews.com, March 28
Breaking News From 1620
“Hundreds of Mayflower Residents Demanding Answers After Major Oil Spill”–headline, KATV website (Little Rock, Ark.), March 29
News You Can Use
“Want to Help People? Just Give Them Money”–headline, Harvard Business Review website, March 28
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