News of the Tautological

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

News of the Tautological
“Used Vehicle Demand Up, Supply Down; Prices Soar”–headline, Detroit News, Aug. 30

News You Can Use
“3-D Television Is Useless if the Shows Are No Good”–headline, Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, Va.), Aug. 29

Bottom Stories of the Day
“Times Q&A: Bus Fare Hike Surprises One Regular Rider”–headline, El Paso Times, Aug. 30

He Said He Would Have Voted for It Before He Said He Would Have Voted Against It
Republican-turned-independent Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida “is walking back comments he made in an interview earlier today about the recently enacted healthcare law,” the Hill reported Friday:

Crist told a local TV station Friday that he would have voted in favor of President Obama’s healthcare proposal were he in the Senate. That was a reversal of his previous position against the healthcare law.

“I would have voted for it,” Crist said in the interview. “But I think it can be done better, I really do.”

But now, Crist says he “misspoke” in that interview. His campaign sent out a statement Friday afternoon clarifying Crist’s position on the healthcare law.

“If I misspoke, I want to be abundantly clear: the health care bill was too big, too expensive, and expanded the role of government far too much,” Crist said in a statement. “Had I been in the United States Senate at the time, I would have voted against the bill because of unacceptable provisions like the cuts to the Medicare Advantage program.”

This guy’s such a flip-flopper, he ought to run for the Senate! [NOTE:  Gov. Christ really is running for Senate.]

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