The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Wanted: Dead 
“FBI Offers Reward for Shooting Suspect”–headline, Daily Times (Farmington, N.M.), Oct. 26

Math Is Hard 
“Redskins Can’t Comprehend 45-21 Blowout by Broncos”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 28

They’re Both Right 
“John McCain Says That His Daughter Can Be a ‘Giant Pain in the A**’ but Meghan Laughs It Off Saying It Runs in the Family”–headline, Daily Mail (London), Oct. 25

News of the Tautological 
“Winter Could Bring Major Snowfall”–headline, WTOP-FM website (Washington), Oct. 25

We Blame Global Warming 
“Atlantic Hurricane Season Quietest in 45 Years, Experts Say”–headline, InsuranceJournal.com, Oct. 25

The Buck Stops Ware?

  • “Obama ‘Unaware on Investments”–headline, Albany (Ga.) Herald, March 8, 2007
  • “Obama ‘Unaware of Illegal Aunt’ “–headline, BBC website, Nov. 1, 2008
  • “Obama Unaware of Tea Party Protests”–headline, Examiner.com, April 15, 2009
  • “Obama Unaware of Backroom Deal, White House Says”–headline, Dallas Morning Newswebsite, June 4, 2010
  • “Blago Judge: Obama Unaware of Seat Exchange Bid”–headline, Associated Press, May 16, 2011
  • “Sebelius: Obama Unaware of ACA Website Glitches Before Launch”–headline,CaliforniaHealthline.org, Oct. 23, 2013
  • “Obama Reportedly Unaware NSA Spied on 35 World Leaders”–headline, ABCNews.com, Oct. 28

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