The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Out on a Limb
“Prosecutor: Man Who Killed His Wife Wanted Out of Marriage”–headline, KCCI-TV website (Des Moines, Iowa), Feb. 21

Whatever You Do, Don’t Tell Anyone! 
“President Obama Holds Off-Record Meeting With Top White House Reporters”–headline, Politico.com, Feb. 21

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look

  • “Al-Qaeda Tipsheet on Avoiding Drones Found in Timbuktu”–headline, Denver Post, Feb. 22
  • “Has Anyone Seen My Google Glasses?”–headline, Los Angeles Times website, Feb. 21

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “No Animals Hurt in Barn Fire”–headline, Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester, N.Y.), Feb. 21
  • ” ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Unofficially Banned in Pakistan”–headline, NBCNews.com, Feb. 21

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.