‘I Just Flew In From Tehran, and Boy Are My Arms Tired!’

Daily Best of the Web   —   Posted on March 17, 2011

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

‘I Just Flew In From Tehran, and Boy Are My Arms Tired!’
“Report: Plane With Arms From Iran Lands in Turkey”–headline, Associated Press, March 16

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“Panda Bites Keeper at San Diego Zoo”–headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, March 14

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• “Calm Prevails After L.A. Police Commission Ruling”–headline, Associated Press, March 15

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