The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

‘Help! We’re Being Stalked!
“Couple Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911”–headline, Los Angeles Times website, Oct. 11

Bottom Stories of the Day
“Hilary Duff Moving Full Speed Ahead With Life”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 12

The Media’s ‘5-5-5’ Plan

  • “Five Things to Watch in GOP Presidential Debate”–headline, USA Today website, Sept. 7
  • “Five Things to Watch in Monday’s Tea-Infused GOP Debate”–headline, Los Angeles Times, Sept. 12
  • “Five Things to Watch For in CNN/Tea Party Republican Debate”–headline, CNN.com, Sept. 12
  • “Republican Debate: Five Things to Watch”–headline, Washington Post, Oct. 11
  • “Five Things to Watch For in the GOP Debate”–headline, New York Times website, Oct. 11

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”