The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.
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“Cranberry Supervisors Approve Long-Range Plan”–headline, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, April 3
Bottom Stories of the Day
- “Old, Damaged Utility Pole Taken Down”–headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, April 3
- “Jail Basement Dryer Ignites; No One Hurt”–headline, El Paso Times, April 3
- “Ants Forage Haphazardly”–headline, LiveScience.com, March 30
- “Canadian PM Denies Toilet Break During Photo Op”–headline, CNN.com, April 2
- “Research Shows Whites Lacking on Recent Final Four Basketball Teams”–headline, Orlando Sentinel, April 3
For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below ”Today’s Columnists.
