That’s What They Get for Not Wearing Green

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

That’s What They Get for Not Wearing Green
“WICOMICO: Five Charged After St. Patrick’s Day Checkpoint”–headline, Daily Times (Salisbury, Md.), March 19

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Did Taco Bell Help Make Mexican Food Better?”–headline, TM (Texas Monthly) Daily Post, March 20

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control
“Blagojevich’s Barber: Ex-Governor’s Hair Dyed, Will Turn Gray Within Months Behind Bars”–headline, Chicago Tribune website, March 24

News of the Tautological
“Fatal Shooting in Reno Linked to Drugs, Anger, Gun”–headline, Reno (Nev.) Gazette-Journal, March 20

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”