The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Storms Expected to Miss Metro Area”–headline, Omaha World-Herald, March 19
  • “President Has No Plans to Mark Two-Year Anniversary of Obamacare”–headline, Washington Free Beacon, March 19

Maybe He Invented the Cobb Salad
“MSNBC Contributor and Mother Jones’ Washington Bureau Chief David Corn apparently got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning,” reports MediaBistro.com:

He was spotted in the Barnes & Noble at Union Station throwing a fit because his new book–his fifth–fitting called [sic] “Showdown: The Inside Story of How Obama Fought Back Against Boehner, Cantor, and the Tea Party” out today didn’t have its own display. He was overheard yelling at the manager that “every paper in America” was going to be talking about his book today and yet nobody could find it there.

OK, we’ll bite. Who’s David Corn?

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”